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AI Phone Home

By Jocelyn Paine on January 25, 2009 2:00 PM

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Cartoon. Two 
robots walking into distance against moon and stars. One says 'Do you 
suppose there is really Artificial Life up there?'


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Filtering the Inauguration

By Jocelyn Paine on January 18, 2009 2:00 PM

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Cartoon. Frame 1 
shows an Internet hosting company traffic monitor, as a huge overhead 
pipe passing through filter rings connected to meters reading, in 
sucession, Spam, Porn, Free Music, and Terror. The pipe ahead of the 
Spam filter is bulging and about to explode. One of many cables from the
 input of the pipe runs into Frame 2, where it enters the back of a 
laptop. The laptop is operated by a white-robed Ku Klux Klan member, who
 is typing 'He is not of the White race, and our country is not for HIM!
 We shall cleanse'.

I wanted to title this Spam in a Klan, but decided it would give too much away. On the day Obama’s victory was announced, one of my customers phoned urgently about problems with his Web site. One of these turned out to be a spamspike.

We do get spamspikes, his hosting company’s owner told me. Sometimes, spam shoots to ten times its normal level. As it had in this spike —anti-Obama hate-mail and death-threats, courtesy of the American Far Right. Perhaps my drawing is unfair, symbolising them as I did. If so, I apologise to the Ku Klux Klan.

But not, I feel, to all of it. Read down to the end of the Imperial Klans of America International Headquarters page at www.kkkk.net . It is scary. Even the animation at the top is scary.

I can never remember whether to say “Klux” or “Kux”. But now it’s easy to remember, because Wikipedia tells me the name is from κύκλος, Greek for “circle”. Also, I have never been inside an Internet hosting company. Some details in my drawing may therefore be wrong.


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Intractability

By Jocelyn Paine on January 11, 2009 2:00 PM

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Cartoon. In 
frame 1, a lecturer tells students about the Travelling Salesman 
problem. In Frame 2, one student walks past a newsboard reading 'GAZA: 
UN schools bombed' and thinks 'That is what I call intractable'.


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Scenes from a New Depression: Number 27

By Jocelyn Paine on January 4, 2009 2:00 PM

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Cartoon of lad 
with bucket and cleaning rag standing outside a software company: 'clean your screen, sir?='


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